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Bio of Ty Kaufman
 
36 Million Light years ago on the Dark Moon of Planet Tone in the Sub Solar System Toneulous a strange sound was emitted from a gastronomical anomaly in the planets thin crust.

Propelled by the super heated atmosphere of planet Tone, the sound waves rocketed past Tone’s outer ring. Leaving Tone’s magnetic pull, the wave began to change its oscillating shape and became more dense and lower in frequency causing this small disturbance to gain even more speed.

Now travelling well over the speed of light, 186,000 miles per/second, the wave began to pick up sub atomic particles that were fastly building onto this inter planetary traveller.

Years later, on the terrestrial planet Earth, operations at the mountain top planetary listening center in Arecibo are running normal. Operation commander Lieutenant Shred sits down to enjoy some coffee and the paper.

As he sips the hot coffee it burns his mouth and spills onto his paper. Shred looks down to the coffee soaked paper at the front page headline.

Thousands witness strange disturbance in upper atmosphere. Scientists say: “Most likely caused by a inter planetary sub sonic transmission that ripped through the upper atmosphere”

Moment’s later Shreds attention was caught by the vast panels of instruments in the lab going into warning mode.

Shred looks at the computer screen as the seismic graph explodes to the top of the screen. “Something is coming!” Shred yells. “Shhh…listen” as Shred puts his ear to the cold lab floor.

“Do you hear that?” Shred asks the other observers. “No we don’t hear anything.” Suddenly the ground begins to rumble and the observatory shutters with a loud low frequency groan and then all was quiet. No more alarms or shaking. It appears all is normal.

Except maybe for Lieutenant Shred.

It seems that since this encounter that he is somewhere else. Just an empty shell drifting between inter planetary dimensions.

When asked about his unique experience Shred just stares, empty at first, And with heart felt conviction exclaims-

“ I have heard .”
 
A child prodigy on his home planet,
Ty was found here on Earth in a farmer’s field attempting to tune a large squash to drop D.

His adopted hippie parents gave him his first guitar when he was 7 years old and the world has never been the same since.

Soon Ty found that boy band music was like Kryptonite and took an oath to rid our planet of the scourge.

He is able to leap tall pentatonic scales in a single bound and catch speeding harmonics in his mouth.

He hopes one day to be reunited with his mothership, but until that day he continues to play guitar as an advanced form of alien communication.


 



The Bands site

www.el84rocks.com

 

Race Car MP3 (4.5Mb)

Race Car (Live Video) WMV (18Mb)

Ty Freaks Out MP3 (2.2Mb)

 

       
       

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